White Sox Touched By God, Or Perhaps Merely Joyful Exuberance

At the start of Game 2 of their ALDS matchup Monday, Chicago White Sox starter-turned-reliever-turned-opener Anthony Kay faced the Cleveland Guardians offense and posed a powerful question. What would be more powerful: a papal blessing or Guardiansball, an offensive strategy best defined by the example phrase of "Steven Kwan infield single"? Well, immediately after the bottom of the first inning,