The Yankees Want To Dress Like All The Other Baseball Teams

There's no predicting which silly story will become the next unhinged national sociopolitical argument. It is clear how it happens—enough people pretend to be upset about it on television and social media that some other, softer-brained people get upset about it for real—but trying to guess which outrage will land is the new psychic Jenga, and not just because the concept of collapse is both impli