The Long, Sad, And Totally Fucked-Up Tale Of Timmy The Whale’s Trip To Germany
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When the dead body of Timmy the humpback whale beached itself last week off the shores of the Danish island of Anholt, it was only a matter of time before Timmy would risk of the fate that befalls many a beached whale: https://twitter.com/achillghost/status/2058958519747887516 The residents of Anholt, per the BBC , have watched Timmy slowly balloon in size as its guts and stomach begin to decompos
