Only One Michigan Senate Candidate Knows Puck

There are two men running for Senate in Michigan, and one of them sucks. See if you can guess which one based on their official statements about the condition of the Detroit Red Wings, solicited by the blog Octopus Thrower . For context, the Red Wings hold the longest active playoff drought in the NHL by three seasons; don't currently employ an official, non-interim GM ; haven't yet agreed to a ne