Nike’s ‘Five Stages Of Haaland’ Imagines Every Goalkeeper’s Worst Nightmare
Culture Index
Score Breakdown
Relevance
3/25
Freshness
25/25
Authority
18/20
Brand Signal
11/15
Depth
2/15
5-Axis Cultural Radar
Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Then Haaland scores. Nike’s campaign turns every goalkeeper’s nightmare into cinema.
