‘Lee Cronin’s The Mummy’ Review: A Bland, Cruel, and Derivative Creature Feature Only Distinguished by Its Rivers of Projectile Vomit
Culture Index
Score Breakdown
Relevance
3/25
Freshness
25/25
Authority
18/20
Brand Signal
6/15
Depth
4/15
5-Axis Cultural Radar
If not for the movie's possessive title credit, it would be hard to tell who made this mummy, and even harder to care.
