Jazz Chisholm Is So Bad At ABS Challenges

It is of course nice to get the calls correct, but baseball is an entertainment product foremost, and a most delightful side effect of the new automated ball-strike challenge system is the few seconds of drama between a challenge and its resolution. Who will be vindicated? Who will be shown up? Who will have to wear the mark of shame? Will umpires be able to restrain themselves from muttering, "No