Fear and Misbehaving at The Vanderpump Hotel

“Let’s get Neff-ed up!” screams the union bricklayer next to me at Gigolo, the swanky new hotel bar in Las Vegas. A giant statue of The Vanderpump Hotel’s patron saint and dog mascot, Giggy, stands tall beside us while the bricklayer’s wife tries to pipe her down. Neff, the bartender they’ve drunk with before, grins, and pours me another Pumptini. The bricklayer and her wife tell my compatriot and