Washed-Up Clown Spencer Pratt Will Not Be The Mayor of Los Angeles

Spencer Pratt will not be the mayor of Los Angeles. There should be no need to utter this sentence, much like “You do not have to swallow a rhino whole, tonight” or “Human shit will not rain down from the sky.” Well, of course not. Should I have been worried about that? According to more than a few self-styled Serious Thinkers—perhaps still haunted by the shock they experienced on the night of Nov