Donald Trump’s Birthday Plans Have Made Washington D.C. Hideous And Depressing

I went by the White House a few times in the last couple weeks to check out the UFC cage and other projects in the neighborhood related to Donald Trump's debacle of a sestercentennial celebration, called Freedom 250, and his “Safe and Beautiful Initiative,” a relentless plan that will alter and shittify D.C. physically and otherwise permanently and for no reason more obvious than “Because he can.”